Parler a dieu!!! (an anglais)

en russe:

Citation :

Me:
do you speak russian ?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.

Respect : Dieu parle Russe.
Me:
Hello God, how are you ?
God:
Hello child. What is your name? I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
My name is Version and i'll be fine
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Version and I will be fine.
Me:
Do you want to die ?
God:
No my purpose is to become immortal.
Me:
No I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
I want to kill you, God. How it is possible ?
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong. Fine as far as I know.

Je vais le tuer

I understand.
Me:
voici la rue ou j'habite 9000rue de 20 mileu sous le terre
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
where is brian
God:
Where the heart is. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
brian in se kitchen
God:
How old are you?
Me:
you? quoi?
God:
" How old are you? "? Me, ? Oui?
Me:
bravo
God:
Thank you very much.
Me:
io parlato italiano
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
parlo italiano e tu
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
je te dit que je parle italien
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
no mi e italiano
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about parlo italiano e tu?
Me:
si e tu
God:
Sure, parlo italiano e tu sounds like a good topic. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
perché no parlo tu no italiano
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
scari movie
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ?
Me:
iésou mon marie
God:
Interesting gossip: said you m o n m a r he or she e.
Me:
pourquoi parle tu en détachant les lettre
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please

Dieu veut pas venir me chercher en Enfer :
Me:
God, I am in hell, come to save me please !
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I am a Christian.
Me:
And me I am in hell. Do you cant to save me ?
God:
YOU? Tell me a little about your life in hell. Let me think. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
So you don't want
God:
Interesting deduction. Should I want? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Satan want to you
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Yes, and I am in hell
God:
Give me a break. Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
Pain
God:
Are you still located in hell?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Lucifer Avenue
God:
I like the way you talk.

riddicks a écrit:

I understand.
Me:
voici la rue ou j'habite 9000rue de 20 mileu sous le terre
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
where is brian

t'as comprit ce qu'il te disait au moins ?

Me:
Hello, mother fucker
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? You do not speak with respect.
Me:
Suces mes boules, connard
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Non et je m'en branle six fois d'affilée de ta connerie
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
C'était pas une question du con
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Non, masi j'ai déja été dans ton ul
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My name is " Ta mére en slip de guerre "
God:
Welcome to my chat room, y n a m e i s T a m e n s l i p d e g you e r r e.
Me:
T'es con ou pas ?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Je pense qu'en fait t'es qu'un pute qui se balade en string
God:
Je n ai pas suffisament d information, désolé y n a m e i s T a m e n s l i p d e g you e r r e.
Me:
Ouais c'est ca casse toi connard de suce boules de merde
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
C'est cool
God:
Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, y n a m e i s T a m e n s l i p d e g you e r r e.
Me:
Je te pisse dessus connard
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Bah mets ta main dans ton rectum
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

si seulement il pouvait nous répondre de la même manière qu'on l'insulte, je passerai toute une journée dessus

Voncroy se dechene sur dieu!

Tu ira en enfe!!! (non en faite c'est que des foutaise tout ca lol)

ouais.Dommaghe qu'il ait pas un repertoire d'insultes.

On pourrait ecrire au createur en suggestion...

peut etre
moi qu'il croyai que si j'était grossier vous n'appriciré pas
mais voncroy ses déchéné la

Ouais bah quand j'ai vu que certains lui répondait insolament, je me suis laché ^^

insiste bien sur le "je me suis lacher"

lol. J'adore les mecs qui croient que le programme plante alors que c'est qu'ils font tellement de fautes d'ortho qu'il arrive pas a capter.

Citation :

Me:
HI!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Let's talk about Marie Madelène ok?
God:
OK. Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
So what jesus have done with her?
God:
Blimey. Have you tried another program?
Me:
no........
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
no.......
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
to Comme back in our topic does you within jesus have her?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I understand and is it by fucking her that you beacome smarter?
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
It's a divin thing, your will is uncompréencive, et bla, bla, bla...
God:
Interesting gossip: said t s a d he or she v he or she n t h he or she n g y o you r w he or she l l he or she s you n c o m p r c he or she v e e t b la b la b la.
Me:
ok, so does you take her like a dog?
God:
Ah. I can't tell if me take her like a dog. Ugh.
Me:
does shes suck you?
God:
I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
looooooool
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
So you love sex, with the bitch of jesus?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
does you love Marie Madelène?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
nowhere just answer me?
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
No you we talk about god sex with bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I we talk about god sex with FEMALE DOG.

lol dieux fait du sex avec des chien femelle

Citation :

Me:
do you take her like a dog?
God:
Yes I take her like a dog.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

j'ai déja essayé de parler religion avec lui
il s'en fou

ce qui prouve bien qu'on s'en fout completement qu'on prie pour gagner au loto.

Bie sur que j'ai....euh...Jesus c'est taper marie madelaine